Superfast Bail Helps Salman Khan Avoid Jail. We Wish Our Ambulances Were This Fast!

Bharat Nayak

May 6th, 2015 / 10:10 PM

“Being Human, we all make mistakes in life. So did I. I made the mistake of running my car over five people sleeping on the pavements. Unfortunately only one of them died. Again by mistake, I left one witness alive. So I tried to turn him into a hostile witness to escape the case. That might have possibly resulted in his nervous breakdown.Finally, he also died. Not my fault, just my mistake.

Being Human,I learned to respect women at a very early age.  So,whenever I got the chance I tried to beat the shit out of my girlfriends and to show my superiority I often boasted about my connections to the organised underworld crime network  and made derogatory comments about other actors over the phone to my girlfriends.

Being Human, I hunted down one of the most endangered species while making the movie Hum saath saath hain.I was so tired of family drama that I tried to have fun by killing the Chinkara. But this time there were lots of witnesses so I stand a chance of getting a five year sentence in jail. But trial is still going on and I am roaming free. You see there are more courts to release than to catch me.

Now, I am a celebrated Philanthropist and have founded an NGO “Being Human”.Since,name of my NGO is “Being Human” that makes me a better human being.”

Are you really “Being Human” Salman?


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